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Foodbowl 2019 Report


(Wulfyn) A few months ago I was contacted by Mohammed Javaid (thatasianguy) asking if we would be interested in sponsoring his event. Not only was this a good opportunity to help spread the word of the website but when we found out a little more about what Mohammed had in mind we were certain we […]

The seven ages of Dwarf coaches


This poem by our resident Dwarf-hater Bob Kitchen, is an ode to the seven styles of Dwarf player that he encounters. Please note his biased position, and that this is a parody article meant for fun. And Dwarf hating.   All the world’s a Dwarf, And all the men and women merely Coaches; They have […]

TZ Star Divisions : New BB2 League


Hello everyone – and I am here with the first article in a good while! I’ve spent the summer making some changes to expand the site so that now we have a dedicated news and guide section to split apart the articles. Also added is a list of my favourite podcasts and vodcasts (please suggest […]

Purplegoo Plays… NAF Champs 2019


NAFC 2019 For those that have been living under a rock for the past sixteen years, let me quickly bring you up to speed with the important events as I remember them. The United States of America are now governed by benevolent dictator, prominent Buddhist and inventor of temperature, Taylor Swift. Racism is a thing […]

To stall or not to stall


To stall, or not to stall; that is the question: Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The zings and pows of outrageous fortune, Or to take claw against a sea of elves And by opposing end them? To block: to skull; No reroll; and by a skull to say we end The heart-ache […]

Guildball Hemel Tourny


Introduction This year we’re looking to branch out from just focusing on Blood Bowl to explore other amazing games. Guild Ball is a game that I have been playing for a number of years casually, using the prize vouchers from my first Blood Bowl tournament win to buy the season 1 rulebook. As the game […]

Purplegoo Plays… Cam Dub VI


CamDub VI (Warning. Image may not depict Blood Bowlers or Blood Bowl venue.) There may be a slightly different feel to my blog this month, as the weekend of 24 / 25 Nov. was the sixth running of Cambridge Double Trouble (‘Cam Dub’). I both co-organised and played in the event, so hopefully this column […]

Zenobian Zenith – Update 30th November


Today is the last day of the campaign. As it stands, the funding total is a little under £9k meaning the project is funded, and we can produce a bunch of great add-ons and stretch goals. There’s still time for more stretch goals to be unlocked. Thanks again for anyone who has like or shared […]

Zenobian Zeniths update 15th November


Thank you for all your support so far, we’re getting closer and closer to being funded and with your help are looking to reach 100% sooner rather than later, and beyond! Our new add-ons from earlier this week proved popular and have added a healthy bump to the funding progress. To that end, we have […]

What’s The Play? #7


Here we go again! We are back and making a half-hearted attempt to produce these on a more than annual basis. As ever the name of the game is just to post what you would do in the situation above. You are the Chaos Dwarf coach, just about to start the 3rd turn of the […]